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 Seven Sweet Lickety-slit Tips  

#1 ALWAYS and forever COMMUNICATE! Nobody is reading your mind so SPEAK UP!

#2 Speaking of speaking up... GET MOUTHY. Kiss it with your soul. Grunt into it. Spit and suck on it.

#3 Get Musical. Sing and hum to create stirring vibrations.

#4 Speaking of Vibrations add some buzz worthy sex toys like clit suckers, clit vibes and vibrating butt plugs.

#5 Move that tongue like you are spelling out sweet nothings, while you alternate between a flat and pointy tongue and really get into the groove.

#6 Lick it like a cupcake and get some on your nose.

#7 Positioning. Face sitting, doggie, spread eagle or use a sex swing or positioning pillow TRY IT ALL! 

QUEENS COME IN ALL CUP SIZES

 Victoria Sponge Cupcakes so moist you will want to shove your face right in and lap at the cream!


Prep is around 30 mins 

Cook time about 15 mins

Should make 18 Cupcakes


Ingredients:
240g self raising flour
240g sugar (castor is preferred but or granulated is doable)
2 eggs
240g softened butter
2tsp vanilla extract 
Whipping cream not paddled but whipped
Strawberry Jam

step 1
Turn the oven on to a toasty 180 

step 2
Get creamy by mixing the butter and sugar together.

step 3
Whisk the flour into the butter and sugar slowly. Tease it even.

step 4 
Beat the two eggs like the naughty sub that they are before adding to the mixture. 
Then get vanilla with it by adding the extract

step 5
Now line your cupcake tin with cupcake cases.

step 6
Slide into the oven for 15-18 minutes. 
Now start whipping the cream like it paid you too. 

step 7 
Set your cakes aside to cool.

step 8
Open the sponge halfway through the side and pump in your cream then generously finger in some jam.

step 9
EAT HER OUT like the QUEEN she is & then have some cupcakes later 😻