Best penis sex toys for International Masturbation Day 

Good news lads, International Masturbation Day is coming, which means you can legitimately delete the dating apps, lock your doors, open a fresh tube of lube and rub one out all day long. If your mum/mates/boss wonders where you are, simply tell them you need to be alone for religious purposes so you can spend this sacred holiday practicing self-love.

But whatever your real reasons for celebrating global wank day, nobody can deny that after a few hours of spanking it hard with just your hand for company, you’re going to lose steam. Unless you’re a horny teenager with enough energy to smash one out hourly (in which case, crack on boys) just like the all-you-can-eat buffet on your classic all-expenses paid seaside resort holiday, there’s only so much masturbation a man can enjoy before he needs a break.

Fortunately we’re passionate supporters of Masturbation Day and we want you to make the most of this special moment, so we have the solution. When your hands get weary and you don’t have a significant other to help you out, what you need is a penis sex toy to do the work for you. 

Better yet, sex toys for men are so advanced these days, some of them feel just like real life orifices, so you can bust one out at an hourly rate using an anatomical gadget and you don’t have to buy it dinner beforehand. Winning!

What are the benefits of using male sex toys?

You don’t need us to tell you that masturbation makes you feel great and is the cure-all to most problems. But the benefits of adding a sex toy into the mix can transform a run-of-the-mill hand shandy into a sensual overload, and enable you to climax faster, harder, longer and more intensely than ever before. 

That’s right lads, sex toys can help with premature ejaculation, introduce you to the magical world of bum fun and stimulate your shaft in ways that go far beyond anything your digits could ever achieve.

Don’t believe us? From cock rings to sleeves and anal beads, keep scrolling for our pick of the best penis sex toys for men on the market.

Cock rings

If you haven’t been introduced to the world of cock rings yet, strap in for the ride. If you’re looking for harder erections and extra staying power, a cock ring will boost your member in ways you never thought possible. It works by restricting blood flow to your shaft and will make your penis look and feel like a truncheon. We’re big fans of this glow in the dark version, in case you get the urge to have a rave wank.

Vibrating cockrings

If you’re lucky enough to share your bed with a woman anytime soon, slip a vibrating cock ring onto your shlong and it will stimulate her clit while you pummel into her, boosting your chances of enjoying a shared orgasm. Plus the vibrations will feel delicious along your shaft. You can thank us later.

Masturbators and sleeves

A male masturbator, also known as a stroker or a sleeve, is basically giving traditional hand-to-penis masturbation a glow-up, so you can pretend someone is tossing you off, or simply lie back and enjoy the sensation. Masturbators come in a canal shape almost like you’re slipping your dick into a giant robot hand, and benefits include increased sensation and prolonged pleasure sessions, as they can help you learn to develop better ejaculation control.

Automatic strokers

Auto strokers are a bit like sleeves except they're automated so you can wank to your heart’s content without doing a damn thing. Seriously, this is the easiest way to get one off we’ve ever come across. Simply slip your penis inside and let the vibrating nodules get to work on your banjo string. Just be warned: You’ll be so enamored with this sex toy you might be tempted to quit your job and live the rest of your life as a hermit. This type of behaviour is fine for Masturbation Day but someone’s gotta pay the bills so get back to work (to pay to charge your auto stroker, obviously). Get your hands on this One Suction Stroker and you’ll see what we mean.

Fleshlights

Long for the feel of human touch but can’t persuade anyone to swipe right on Tinder? If authenticity is your bag you’ll love these innovative sex toys designed to feel just like a bonafide vagina (or anus if that’s your jam). Made from silicone with textured ridges inside, these vibrating sex tubes feel so much like a genuine orifice, you may never need to leave the house again. Better yet, invest in this shower mount and you can hump the walls all night long. 

Pornstar sleeves

Hands up who secretly hankers after your favourite pornstar and fantasizes constantly about boning her in real life? We have good news for your lads. Now you can buy sex toys based on your fave adult star, with anatomically correct flaps and everything. We love Jesse Jane’s ass. It’s not quite the same as real life, but if you watch porn while stroking yourself it’s the next best thing. Simply slip through the inviting lips into the five-inch silicone canal and let the rotating nubs and beads get to work. For the ultimate authentic feeling, don’t forget to add plenty of lube. Enjoy.

Butt plugs

Did you know your backdoor is packed with nerve endings that will transform your everyday wank into full-bodied sexual nirvana? If you’re new to bum fun, it’s tempting to go in hard but trust us, your anal passage is delicate and requires tender love and affection before you start ramming it full of sex toys. To ease you in, this set of tapered silicone butt plugs is a great way to ease you in. To get started, gently slip the small one in, working your way up to the big daddy. And remember: your ass is not self-lubricating so apply plenty of sticky stuff before you get started.

Anal beads

Once you’ve introduced your backdoor to the concept of bum fun, you can graduate to anal beads. Again, you’re going to need lashings of lube to enjoy this sex toy safely, so don’t be stingy. And once you’re ready, ease it gently inside and enjoy the fullness sensation as you slide it in and out. This does risk getting messy so it’s worth experimenting in the shower.

Prostate massagers

Now that you’ve made friends with your backdoor, it’s time to bring in the big guns and get to know your prostate. The secret to explosive orgasms, once you’ve located this internal power button you will never be the same again. Don’t believe us? Slip a prostate massager up there and let the precision-focused motor get to work. Trust us, stimulating your P-spot will make you cum harder, longer and faster than ever before. We’ve big fans of the app-controlled Solstice that hits the spot perfectly. But as always, lube is your new best friend.