The best discreet sex toys that won't look out of place in your makeup bag
Get off wherever and whenever you fancy, with our pick of the best discreetly powerful sex toys on the market.
Why discreet toys are useful
While we all love the company of a chunky Rabbit vibe, a great big strap-on to get the party started or an aesthetic dildo to decorate your bedside table, when it comes to sex accessories sometimes good things come in small packages. So, if you’re looking for a discreet and subtle sex toy for a dirty weekend away or a danger wank at work, (no judgement here) sex tech has come on leaps and bounds and now small can also be seriously powerful… Allow us to introduce you to the best sex toys that fit into your makeup bag.
Discreet toys are great for travel
On a business trip or a weekend break and can’t bear to part with your beloved vibe? Treat yourself to a pocket sized bullet or super discreet sex toy and you won’t have to forgo self-pleasure just because you’re away from home. That said, if you happen to be travelling by air we can’t promise your sex toys won’t get spotted at customs, so brace yourself.
For hook ups after a night out
Struggle to orgasm through penetrative sex alone and generally require the help of a vibe to hit the high notes? We hear you. If you prefer casual hookups to relationships but you’re not going home tonight, simply pop a dinky sex toy in your handbag and slip it out at the right moment. Don’t be shy, your orgasms are important and you deserve to climax every single time. If your chosen lover doesn’t appreciate the leg-up from a quality sex toy, they’re not worth your time.
If you're staying at a friend or family's place
Let’s be honest, visiting friends and family is all well and good until you’re stranded at your mum’s house bored out of your mind and reminded of your frisky teenage years. Bring your favourite sex toy in your makeup bag for some me-time and it’s guaranteed to improve the mood all round.
How toys can be discreet
Sex tech has had an upgrade and now you can buy a discreet vibrator that doubles up as a precision-focused sex accessory to suit everyone’s tastes. So, if you’re looking for something discreet to slip into your handbag, you have come to the right place…
Quiet toys
Powerful sex toys can be pretty noisy, but sex tech has responded to the needs of the public and now you can get all manner of super-quiet vibes and dildos to help you get off wherever you happen to be. In a hotel, the office toilets or the cinema and feeling frisky? No one will be any the wiser.
Camouflage into your everyday items
If you have a family, nosy flatmates or your parents are kind enough to do your laundry when you visit, to save your blushes invest in a camouflage sex that is cleverly disguised as something else. Say what? That’s right folks, nothing is what it seems and everything is a potential sex gadget.
Toys that are discreet enough to take with you on the move
You just never know when the mood might strike so it’s best to be prepared. If you make eye contact with a sexy stranger on the bus or simply feel horny all the damn time, a subtle sex toy can work wonders for spontaneous sexual gratification wherever you happen to be.
Rose lipstick vibe
Is that a lipstick in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Technically it really is a lipstick, but this pretty sex toy has been designed with an entirely different set of lips in mind. You’re heard it here first folks. It looks exactly like a stick of lippy so you can carry it discreetly in your handbag. But really it’s a bullet vibrator. And as soon as the mood strikes, you’ve got yourself a powerful makeup bag vibrator that delivers enough punch to make you climax wherever the hell you happen to be. Mwah.
Ovation Acclaim
Fans of subtle clitotal stimulation will love this gently throbbing sex toy that will thumb you to orgasm. Simply slip it in your makeup bag and no one will be any the wiser. Better yet, it’s fully submersible, so you can tickle your clit to ecstasy in the shower, in the bath or at the beach. You can thank us later.
Is it a pen, a magic wand for casting spells, or a seriously powerful sex toy designed to target your sweet spots? We’d like to think you can use this discreet probe in any way you fancy, but let’s be honest, we all know you’ll be casting spells on the move. Expelliarmus! It’s time to get sexy.
Vibrating Sillicone Heart Necklace
If you’re so damn horny that you can’t even wait to open your handbag when the mood strikes, we have good news for you. This clever sex toy is disguised as a cute heart necklace, so you can literally walk around with a vibe hanging down your cleavage and pop it off when you have the sudden urgent desire to get one off. Multiple orgasms on the move have never been so easy.
