The Best Discreet Sex Toys That Won't Look Out of Place in Your Makeup Bag
Get off wherever and whenever you fancy, with our pick of the best discreetly powerful sex toys on the market.
Why discreet toys are useful
While we all love the company of a chunky Rabbit vibe, a great big strap-on to get the party started, or an aesthetic dildo to decorate your bedside table, when it comes to sex accessories, sometimes good things come in small packages. So, if you’re looking for a discreet and subtle sex toy for a dirty weekend away or a risky wank at work, (no judgment here) sex tech has come on leaps and bounds and now small can also be seriously powerful… Allow us to introduce you to the best sex toys that fit into your makeup bag.
Discreet toys are great for travel
On a business trip or a weekend break and can’t bear to part with your beloved vibe? Treat yourself to a pocket sized bullet or super discreet sex toy and you won’t have to forgo self-pleasure just because you’re away from home. That said, if you happen to be travelling by air, we can’t promise your sex toys won’t get spotted at customs, so brace yourself.
For hookups after a night out
Struggle to orgasm through penetrative sex alone and generally require the help of a vibe to hit the high notes? We hear you. If you prefer casual hookups to relationships but you’re not going home tonight, simply pop a dinky sex toy in your handbag and slip it out at the right moment. Don’t be shy; your orgasms are important, and you deserve to climax every single time. If your chosen lover doesn’t appreciate the leg-up from a quality sex toy, they’re not worth your time.
If you're staying at a friend or family's place
Let’s be honest, visiting friends and family is all well and good until you’re stranded at your mum’s house, bored out of your mind and reminded of your frisky teenage years. Bring your favourite sex toy in your makeup bag for some me-time and it’s guaranteed to improve the mood all around.
How toys can be discreet
Sex tech has had an upgrade and now you can buy a discreet vibrator that doubles up as a precision-focused sex accessory to suit everyone’s tastes. So, if you’re looking for something discreet to slip into your handbag, you have come to the right place…
Quiet toys
Powerful sex toys can be pretty noisy, but sex tech has responded to the needs of the public and now you can get all manner of super-quiet vibes and dildos to help you get off wherever you happen to be. In a hotel, the office toilets or the cinema and feeling frisky? No one will be any the wiser.
Camouflage into your everyday items
If you have a family, nosy flatmates or your parents are kind enough to do your laundry when you visit, to save your blushes invest in a camouflage sex that is cleverly disguised as something else. Say what? That’s right folks, nothing is what it seems and everything is a potential sex gadget.
Sex tech meets jewellery
Necklace vibrators are trending, and let you wear your sex positivity around your neck - literally! Vibrators masked as jewellery are the ultimate investment - or gift for a loved one this Valentine's Day.
Toys that are discreet enough to take with you on the move
You just never know when the mood might strike so it’s best to be prepared. If you make eye contact with a sexy stranger on the bus or simply feel horny all the damn time, a subtle sex toy can work wonders for spontaneous sexual gratification wherever you happen to be.
A lipstick vibrator
What better sex toy to sneak in your makeup bag than an actual lipstick? Well, not quite, but no one will ever guess what it really is.
Hide & Play Rechargeable Lipstick Vibe
Is that a lipstick in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? This pretty sex toy has been designed with an entirely different set of lips in mind. It looks exactly like a stick of lippy, so you can carry it discreetly in your handbag. In reality, it’s a bullet vibrator. And as soon as the mood strikes, you’ve got yourself a powerful makeup bag vibrator that delivers enough punch to make you climax wherever you are.
Exomoon Bluetooth Mini Lipstick Vibe
Meet the Cadillac of lipstick vibes - this tiny, discreet and high-tech vibe is waterproof and has a total of 13 vibration patterns and speeds. It can also be used for remote play via the Lovense remote app, so long distance lovers, get ready!
Sex toys with covers
Fans of subtle clitoral stimulation will love this gently throbbing sex toy that will thumb you to orgasm. Simply slip it in your makeup bag, and no one will be any the wiser. Better yet, it’s fully submersible, so you can tickle your clit to ecstasy in the shower, in the bath or at the beach. You can thank us later.
Is it a dreamy piece of gem decor or is it your personal pathway to pleasure? Thanks to the lid that disguises it as a pink or blue diamond, this plush silicone clitoral suction toy is a sneaky, travel-friendly take on air pulsation.
The Firefly Dream doubles as bedside decor - this sweet moon will lull you to sleep after giving you the orgasm of a lifetime. Using the magic of vibrating air pulsation, this toy is the ultimate blend of performance and design.
Is it a pen, a magic wand for casting spells, or a seriously powerful sex toy designed to target your sweet spots? You can use this discreet probe in any way you fancy.
Necklace vibrators
Vibrating Silicone Heart Necklace
If you’re so damn horny that you can’t even wait to open your handbag when the mood strikes, we have good news for you. This clever sex toy is disguised as a cute heart necklace, so you can literally walk around with a vibe hanging down your cleavage and pop it off when you have the sudden urgent desire to get one off. Multiple orgasms on the move have never been so easy.
Vesper sells the OG elegant vibrating necklace, so if you can’t decide between buying a stunning piece of jewelry and a gorgeous vibrator, look no further. Available in gold and silver, this stainless steel vibe is minimalist, sexy, and playful.
A toothbrush
Many of us first explored out bodies with electric toothbrushes, and what better toy to sneak in your makeup bag than something that looks like an electric toothbrush? The Clit-Tastic Sensual Clit Teaser is the perfect dupe and is ideal for clit owners who love intense, pinpoint sensations.
Discreet sex toys for penises
Guys have grooming bags as well, so if you’re looking for something small and sneaky to pop in alongside your toothbrush, shaving essentials, or beard oil, consider the below.
Happy ending masturbators
The affordable brand Happy Ending is one of our most popular (and discreet) sex toys for people with penises - they’re waterproof, silent, and come in a sealed package, so your dirtiest little secret won’t be exposed.
While this stretchy egg is a great option to start with, they also have sleeves.
