The Best Rainbow Toys For Gay Pride
No one needs an excuse to indulge themselves with a colourful sex toy. Good sex is all about self-expression, after all. But for those of us who want an excuse, it’s June at the time of writing, and it’s Pride Month, so here are a selection of some of the UK’s best Pride-flavoured sex toys.
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5. Tailz Rainbow Tail Plug
Is there such a thing as a ‘statement butt plug?’ There should be, and if there was, it would be this. The Tailz Rainbow Tail has a small and secure plug, which makes it comfortable to insert and wear for prolonged periods. Like, at… I don’t know… some kind of parade, perhaps?
4. On The Spot Bullet
For something a little bit more discreet, this waterproof, flat-tipped bullet vibe offers power and pleasure. And Pride, thanks to a colourful LED base. Small enough to slip in a pocket, discreet enough to make it through airport security, this classy vibe punches high above its diminutive weight. Use it with pride.
3. Rear Assets – Rainbow Hearts
Back to butt stuff, and these gorgeously weighty trainer butt plugs graduate in size, from absolute beginner to complete connoisseur. But the best feature, naturally, is the rainbow-coloured heart-shaped base. Until they make a kitten-in-a-teacup buttplug, this is the cutest sex toy ever made.
2. Rainbow Thong
Ok so this one isn’t strictly a sex toy, but you can’t deny they certainly fit the theme. Whatever your outfit for your big Pride celebration, even if that outfit is basically no outfit, a rainbow thong is full of character and a necessary accessory.
- Avant – Pride P1
A handmade, platinum-cured silicone dildo with all the love of an indie sex toy maker with all the quality of a big manufacturer. Harness compatible and with a suction cup, this dildo is the real deal, it’s brilliant and eccentric, and pleasurable and beautiful. The very best of the very best, and looks every bit as good on a book shelf as it does in your... well, as it does anywhere else, let’s just leave it at that.
A handmade, platinum-cured silicone dildo with all the love of an indie sex toy maker with all the quality of a big manufacturer. Harness compatible and with a suction cup, this dildo is the real deal, it’s brilliant and eccentric, and pleasurable and beautiful. The very best of the very best, and looks every bit as good on a book shelf as it does in your... well, as it does anywhere else, let’s just leave it at that.
So there we have it. The best and most colourful sex toys in the UK, hands down. And then hands up. And then, hopefully, hands down again. (And don't forget to lube up when you play!)